During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1069 views

Kahan pe gaib ho?

Aaj pher tum nazar nai aae

pher tamannaun k phool murjhae

na jane kis jangle me kho gae tum

hum to gira ghar se pagal khane tak dekh aae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bemari aur Dolat

1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai
DOLAT BOLI:
KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,
Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pakistan ke Sobon k name

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?

Pathan : (4)

Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)