adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There is no other option!!!)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views

Do Thappad For The Teacher

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son, why did you fall in

Jeeto: Son, why did you fall in that mud wearing your new trousers?

Pappu: Because there was no time to take them off.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naswar

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm
na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to
utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

chapal

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.

Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)