adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There is no other option!!!)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

tu mujse shadi klegi?

L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi?
G-nhi
B-kalle na
G-nhi me ni klungi
B-plz kalle teko tophi duga
G-isiliye to ni klni,qk kisi ol se choclt me bat ho lakhi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CHOLESTROL FREE

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st ever intelligent sardar

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)