Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Lock kia jaye

Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se
tala laga hua hai !’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon

"3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..." 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Har maa ki 1 hi dua

Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Kanwaari Larki

Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili....

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Baqiya Hissa Ramzan k Baad. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medical student

1 medical student ne apni class fellow ko blood se likha laitar dekar kaha mujhe is ka jawab zaroor dena.

Larki ne jawab dia your blood group is A+

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)