Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1118 views

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
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Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,


Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga

Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga “Bangalore
aaya Bangalore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air Hostess : Hello sir, B silent.
Santa : “Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya. Alle Alle”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A leopard went to see

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

doctor

A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)