Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein
Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.
Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye
Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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