Colgate se Daant Saaf
Colgate se Daant Saaf
Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,
Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,
Babul se Fresh krne ka..
Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
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Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1551 views
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Koyla Film aur Koyla Ghotala Mein kya similarity
hai ??
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Socho socho
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Haar gaye na
Ans :- DONO HI MOVIES KA HERO GOONGA HAI
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C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
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Puchho kyun?
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