I'm taking Revenge
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Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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