Husband wife dinner ke liye

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 878 views
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