Girl:meri skin soft hai or color fair.me kia laga k soya karun?
Docter:kundi laga k soya karo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 686 views

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Janu sawera ho gya jago

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Jee and Pray

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

umer zaida hai

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)