A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1247 views

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

johny lever

johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the cheques..............keepsmilng

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha

Sardar Askd The QuaIification 4rom Beautiful Girl

Girl Replied: Double M.A

Sardas Askd: Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa sab log shaadi karke paresha

Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.

Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)