Train
Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 956 views
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