Jo Log Arrange Mariage
Jo Log Arrange Mariage krty hn
Wo zindgi Bhar Larty hn.
Or Jo Log Love Mrige krty hn,
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Hondi Onna Nal v kuttya Aali ae Par o Ds dy Nai.
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