Buhut chahti hy

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

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