A person to sardar:

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 793 views
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