Teacher to boy

Teacher to boy:

1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag

Kya hoga?
boy: paisa

teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti

boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ghar pahuncha

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa aur girl friend

Santa apni girl friend ko i love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Pher kehta hai aur gir jata hai
girl:ye kia kar rahe ho
santa:oye i am filling love

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Itni shiddat se

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy 2 Girl

Boy 2 Girl- Likhe jo KHAT tujhe,
woh teri YAAD me

saare padh liye papa ne RAAT me
savera jab hua toh JUTE padh gaye,
woh FANAA wale baal GHAJINI me dhal gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 MEMON Suba Utha To Dekha

1 MEMON Suba Utha To Dekha
K Biwi Mar Gai Hai Jaldi Se Kitchen Me Gaya Aur Beti K Galay Lag K
Ronay Laga Or Bola

1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana..:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Radio pe gaana sun raha tha

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Really Girls are very Smart..

Really Girls are very Smart...=P
.
Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
.
Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
.
Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of double daring

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.

Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?

Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my stomach…:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

Tootay howay dil sy piyaar

Suhaag Raat

Shohar Biwi se:

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Kal Fir ek Ladki

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori G..

A farmer near a field

Malik. and Noker

Translation In Hindi In Papp..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook