Teacher to boy
Teacher to boy:
1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag
Kya hoga?
boy: paisa
teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti
boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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