pathan to shopkeeper
Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1131 views
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