A MEMON MOVIE
Hero: Hamja
Heroin: Julaika
Villain: Ghaffaria

Ghaffaria Julaika Ko Utha K Le Ja Raha Hay
Aur Wo Chilla Rahi Hai:
“Meekay Bachaai Hamjaa
Meekay Bachaai!”

Hamja:
Julaika! Aon Natho Achi Sakno..
Dukan Te Bo Rush Hai!:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views

Pathan

Common Sense
Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil”

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe

Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum 1baar me kitne

Pappu: Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
PAHALWAN: kamse kam 10
.
.
... .
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: bas,
Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“JO” DAR GAYA,“WO” MAR GAYA”

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo”
ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka
intaqal ho giya,
.
bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
.
;
.
;
.
;
.
;
.
.
;
.
“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ji got a SMS

Sardar ji got a SMS from his girl friend: I MISS YOU?

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya
.
.
... .
.
.
.

I Mr. You?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)