Osama And Obama Is Doing Chatting.

Osama: “Hey, I Am Not Dead.”

Obama: “Haha… No One Would Believe This :P”

Osama: “I Am Sending Another Video of Mine”

Obama: “Lol, Go Ahead People Will Think Its Old :D”

Osama: “Haha, No This Time I Am Sending HD Video In 3D Technology With Glasses :P“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

bachpan

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police:
Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi:
Abu K Lia Dua.
Police:
Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi:
Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy. :-)

by Muhammad Anas (few years ago!)

Shadi shuda ho

Dr:tm shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:han humara shadi aurat se huwa hai.
Dr:bewakuf kia mard se shadi hoti hai.
Sardar:han hamara behan ka huwa hai na.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Sardar :Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)