Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1155 views
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