PATHAN Scientist
PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:
Urr Ja
Makkhi Nahi Urri
PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi
Sun Nahi Sakti.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 777 views
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