Pathan New York Gaya
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Ik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi
Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao
Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa
Pehle Ik Bacha Gira Usne Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Admi Gira Usse B Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Kala Kooda Tou Pathan Ne Chor Dia Or Kaha
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye Jali Hui Lashen Tu Mt Phenko Yaar!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1444 views
Similar Jokes
Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta:
Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya
pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”
In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”
Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Husband:tumhari farmaisho se tang akar jaraha hun khud khushi karne:-)
bv:sunein 3,4 lawn k suit tu dila den iddat k dinun me kia pehnun gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI
HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee. Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan: O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha
Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha
Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi,
Ek Ne GANA Sunaya,
Baqi Do GIR GAEEN!
Socho Q?
Aur Socho
Ans:
Q K Baqi Do Ne….
TALYAAN Bajain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz
Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh
?
?
.
.
?
Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)