Arey Paagal Sabko Maar Dalega Kya?
Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.
Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"
Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To
Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 531 views
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