Father To Son:
Tum ne aaj tak koi aisa kaam kiya hai jisse mera sir garv se oncha ho jaaye?

Son:
Jee papa yaad kariye ek baar maine aap ke sir ke nechay do takiye rakhay they aur aapka sir kitna oncha ho gaya tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views

Funny

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Black Larki ko

1 Black Larki ko Jaduger ne Jadu se Par lga diye.
Larki : wow!
ab kya mein PARI ban gyi hun?:D

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Jaduger:
Anniye,,
Tu Dengi Machar ban gyi ain...!!:):

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum kia bhoot se kam ho?

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai k tum ho

saya sa koi lehraye to lagata hai k tum ho

ab tm hi btao k kia tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.

The near-naked woman looked at the doctor, smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there handsome. How are you doing?”

She then wiggled her backside and walked off.

“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.

“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied the doctor.

“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession? Yours or hers?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MURGA: I love u jaan

MURGA: I love u jaan me
tumhare liye kuch b kr sakta hon.

MURGI: O really ?

MURGA: Haan ,

MURGI: Chal phir aaj anda tu de de meri
tabiyat theek ni,...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)