Bhikari Ne Phone Kiya
Bhikari Ne Phone Kiya: Hello Taj Hotel
Taj:Yes
1 Biryani1 Pizza Bhej Do
Taj: Kiske Nam Pe Bhej Du Sir
Allah Ke Nam Pe Bhej De
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 933 views
Similar Jokes
Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful
girl he was dancing with.
“I m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you
nurse me,” he whispered in her ear.
“That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity
ward.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Love V/s Daaru..
.
Love: Pagal Banata Hai.
Daru: Mood Fresh Karti Hai.
.
Love: Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai.
Daru: Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. .
.
Love: Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru: 1 Botle K 350/-.
.
Love: Me Sabki Suno.
Daru: Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. .
.
.
Faisla Aapke Haath Me.
.
Piyo Sir Utha Ke..
.
Jiyo Larkharake.. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Package Successfully. U can Enjoy saving of Msgs. Your Subscrption Kanjoosi is Valid Untill. ALLAH give U Taufeeq to send Me sms. Thanks for using Kanjoosi package. “Kanjoos” TUM HI TO HO..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
A japanese came to INDIA...
He took an autto to go to the airport
on the way a honda overtakes
...
Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Airport came he asked how much??
.
.
Dokara:-RS. 8000
Japanese:- why so expensive??
Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ........very fast.!!.. :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur
Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do
Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti
Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:i love u
girl:so jao
boy:i will die 4 u
girl:so jao
boy:i can't live without u
girl:so jao
boy:i will send u easy load
girl:realy
boy:so jao
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)