Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1062 views
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