Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 848 views

Dudh ke saath do roti

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?

kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msgbheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg
bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE
MARTE HAIN…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Jb DRIP Khtm Hony Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne Bhai Sy Kaha"Jao Sister Ko Bula Lao"

Wo 3 Din BaadPunjab Se Apni BEHENKo Le Aaya ... ;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tum Cricket dekhate ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han

Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao

Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan is greater

Pathan is greater than Newton :-

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)