TERI BHABHI SE
ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.
logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?
sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
logo ne pucha: q kia hua?
sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein......
"TERI BHABHI SE"..........
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