BOY Ask Girl

BOY Ask Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day. But
Don’t Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??
Girl Replied:
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Oye Hoye…
What A Dialogue!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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