Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi

Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,

Doctor: kiya hua?

Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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