1 ameer larki ko exam me
1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Mazmun:
1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
Sara Khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha...
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