Question before born
Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 830 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
# Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Sardar :
Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet
Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."
He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."
The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."
The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? .
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi Start karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,
Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.
Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”
Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,
'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'
Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)