In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 859 views

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Question to pathan

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

Pathan: Liquid state.

Audience: clapped.


Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience, All were pathans.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan Naswar

Ek Pathan Maolana Sb Moharam Ma Wa`Az Kar Rahe Thhe
K Medan-E- Karbala Ma
Zalmon Ne Muslmaano Ka PAANI Band Kar Diya Hazreen Par Is Jomlee Ka Koi Assar Na Parra Pher Maolana Sb Bole Khana B Band Kar Diya
Pher B Koi Awaz Na Aai
To Moalana Sb Ne Cheinkh Kar Kaha Or To Or Zalmon Ne “NASWAR B BAND KAR DIYA”
To Saare Ka Saara Majma Cheikh Uthha
Ha Ey
Haa Eyyy
Haaa Eyyyyy
Haaaaaeeyyyyyyy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aqal ki zarorat

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,
Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,
Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo
Apke Paas Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa asked his frend

Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)