Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher
Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,
Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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Abhi Filhaal Door Ha Insan Ban Ke Rozay Rakho.....
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