Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 950 views

Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mayawati apne friend Lalu

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..

Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga.

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga..??

BACHA: lassi ho jaey to..??

AJNABI; bhot hi acha hy,
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Ajnabi 5 glass lassi pi k bola:tmhary ghr m koi lassi ni pita..??

BACHA: pitay hai na,
lekn aj lassi m chupkali gir gai thi.

AJNABI ne pyala zamin pe mara...

BACHA roty hoey!

Ammi !unhun ny pyala tor di
ab kutta dodh kis me pye ga ;)))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.

Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
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HUSBAND :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A chines couple

A chines couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

Got twin babies aftr mariage

Dey named thm

Jo-Hua' ' So-Hua'

Nxt year they Got 1 black baby.
Dey namd him,
"Ye-Kia-Hua",,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)