Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hakomat waleyo jaan deyo

HAKOMAT waleyo jaan deyo
Menu FaceBook chalan deyo

Facebook di bachi munh pher na le.
Koi hor mundda Onnu gheir na le.

Garmi naal hun saaah ny sukde.
Tuadi pain de viyaah nai mukde.

Mobile di battery mukki payi a.
Paani wali tanky sukki payi a.

Toilet vich v jaa nai sakde.
Tishu naal kam chala nai sakde.

Ki ki apne dukhre dasiye.
Pal vich roiye pal vich hasiye.

O baaz v aa jao HARAM DEYO.
Thori jayi bijli te aan deyo..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Chunti or haathi ki

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui, Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai, Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)