santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views
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An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,
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Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
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no funn
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Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,
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Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
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