Great answer
Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
Boy: I love you. I respect my mother.
Girl: So you dont love your mother?
Boy: I respect her with love
Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 974 views
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