Sir: pani me rhne wale

Sir: pani me rhne wale 5 janwar k nam batao?

Santa:mendak

Sir: 4 or batao

Santa: mendak ki mummy, uske k papa,
uski ki behan
uski ki item.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai
Aur Brabar Men Bhi
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Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

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duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
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Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
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