Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 454 views

Ustaad Sab se ziada nasha

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Shagird: Taleem me...
Ustaad: Wo kaisy
Shagird: Janab,
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Kitaben kholte he neend aa jati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chipkali Kaan Ke Andar

Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?

Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.

Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy went to meet his girl friend,

A boy went to
meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..

Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,

Mom: kisliye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb Rakhte Huay Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bohat Maara 0r Pucha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”

Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya

Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.

Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”

To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”

To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)