Tumhari zindagi mai
Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 840 views
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Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?
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What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…
Prof:
ye kya tha…?
Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha
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I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”
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by shahzad (few years ago!)
Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Urdu Jokes of Pathan Pathan Lateefay Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga? Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai. Sardar Joke Urdu .
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Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000
total : Rs 775,000
love marriage
RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300
total: 670
dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge
khamoshi ka bycot.....
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Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….=
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