Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 866 views

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Biwi Marwane Ki Mast Tarkeeb

Bank Lootne Ke Baad Daku Clerk Se,

Daku: “Tumne Mujhe Dekha?”
Clerk: Haan”

Daku: “Shoot Him”
Phir Cashier Se Pucha,

Daku: “Aur Tumne?”
Cashier: “Haan Dekha”
Daku: “Shoot Him”

Phir Usne Santa Se Pucha,
Daku: “Aur Tumne Dekha?”

Santa: “Nahi, Maine Nahi Dekha, Par Meri Biwi Ne Dekha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naughty : Height of Shame

Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.

A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)