Dand tor dene hain
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde
ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi
gin laye ne.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 938 views
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