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?5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss karrahe the ladki chilla rahi thi,kutto..... kamino ..beshrmo haramjado..... .. . lado mat sabki bari aayegi...
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
U are a...B. I. T. C. H.BeautifulIntelligentTalentedCuteHORNyr u smiling now?YOU BITCH
Biwi pathan se:khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.pathan: wai qurban!Laalay ki jaan!zaroor dega bataoCYCLE KA DEYA moter cycle KA?..
Larki Doctor se:Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?Doctor:"KUNDI"....
Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.Prove this method with example.Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,Thats all mis
Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya thaInspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha
Mumy ye schol kya hota HBeta ye wo jagah hejaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche giraGirte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bolaMERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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