santa:Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha\ /| |/(.”.)\banta:Abey drakht par Q latka hai?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,santa:Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))
Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..Wah Wah,Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door..................Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror. :(
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???RAAZ-Pata nahi??FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi HeBeta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek BookBaap:KonsiBeta:"FACEBOOK"
Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya HaiMujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun GaPas Khra 1 Admi Bola:Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote HnSardr: Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila K Bataey Hain
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.Banta : EagleSanta : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?Banta : Illeagal
Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon.10 mint baadTeacher: Train dikhawoStudents: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi
Height Of Attempting.An Engineering Student Wrote In ExamQ. What Is An “Array”?Ans. An Array Is A Word Used To Call A FriendFor Example:Array Kidhar Jaa Raha HaiArray Kya Kar Raha Hai?Array Idhar Aa
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