sar dard ki goli

santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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/(.”.)\

banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))

by tahir bashir (few years ago!) / 905 views
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