Several short geology plays on words
Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!
And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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