paani
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1187 views
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