Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

Qismat aazmaye

aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa
dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa
tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The best Shair

The best shair written on A rickshaw!
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa goes 2 a library

Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The
Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &
says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sher ka Bet

Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)