Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1071 views

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day a scientist

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

2-4 Pathar Nahi Chaba Sakti

Saas:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2 Akkhen Di
Chawal Se Pathar Nahi Nikal Sakti?

Bahu:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Dant Diye
2-4 Pathar Nahi Chaba Sakti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My sweet girlfriend

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)