Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
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