Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

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Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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