Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views

Santa Aur Banta

Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha. Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “ Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai ”

Banta: “ Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar to Girlfriend

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nya sipahi(inspector se)

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?

Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)