SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 802 views
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Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main .
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A Very-Very Classic Insult...
Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??? :
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Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
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"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.
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Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”
Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”
Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.
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Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi?
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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that
nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
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Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”
Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”
Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”
Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“
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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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