Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.

Jailer Ne Fansi Chadane Se Pahle Us Se Puchha
Jailer: “Faansi Se Pehle Kisi Se Milna Chahoge?”

Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views

Girl’s father-

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife expecting a car

Wife: (expecting a car) Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine…. .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha.

Aik din usey jungle se aik shisha mila.

Woh samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hai.

Woh usey apne ghar le gaya Or us se roz batain karne laga.

Uski bivi ko shak hoa.Aik din shohar ki gher mojudgi main usne shisha nikala

or apna aks dekh k boli"acha to yeh hai woh kalmoi jis se mera shohar batyn karta tha

"usne shisha apni sas ko dikhaya to sas ne kaha k"khair hy,budhi hy jald mar jaegi":-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?

Dost: Main Dekh Raha Hoon Kareem Tum Aaj Kal Ghar Se Ziada Bahar Rehtey ho Aakhir Wajah Kya Hai?

Kareem: Kuch Nahi Yaar Ghar main Chaaron Biwiyan Naak Main Damm Kar Deti Hain Isi liye.

Dost: Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?

Kareem: Na Bhai Na, Sab Doosron Ki Hain

Ek Abba ki
Doosri Bhai ki
Teesri Dada ki
Aur Chothi Nana Ki. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)