Kha ker so jana
Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai
Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 543 views
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi
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