Father to son: If You don’t pass

Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time

Don’t you dare call me DAD,
After some days……..

Father asked:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Mr. Joseph.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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